Subject: You know you're good when... (fwd) "HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE GOOD AT SEX!" You Know You're Good At Sex When: -you have sex with you partner, and half the block starts calling out your name -you finish having sex, and the neighbors need a cigarette -you have sex in the living room, and the couch has an orgasm -famous porn-stars constantly approach you for your autograph -you are banned from the state of California because your orgasms registared at least a five on the Richter scale -prostitues pay you to have sex with them, and then use your name on their job reference forms -your name is one of the first ones listed on the reference page of the Kama Sutra -hotel managers take out large insurance policies on their beds when they see your name in the guest's book -you have sex with a dead body in the morge, and they come back to life just to orgasm and complement you -The Playboy Channel calls to ask if they can do a three-part documentary on your life story -you've broken so many beds during sex, you need a score card to keep track of them all -the sign below the golden arches at McDonald's reads "Over One Billion Served", and the sign above your bed reads "Let's Just Say I'm Competetive" -the top three movies playing in your local theater are "Waterworld", "P "Pocahontas", and a home video of you having sex with three cheerleaders from a local college and your next-door neighbors fiance' -hundreds of nymphos, hookers, and directors of porn-films make annual pilgrim- ages to your house, which they consider to be a sacred place of worship. -groups of local prostitues, strippers, and porn-stars picket you house, constantly, protesting that you are unfair competition -you can cause someone of the opposite sex to climax, sexually, just by looking at them the right way. -top spiritual leaders from around the globe consider having sex with you to be a DEEPLY religious experience.